So I Bought Some Facebook Shares Today…

…And now that I basically own the company, it’s time for some changes.

We are going to take $100B and buy…. 200,000,000,000 Jack in the Box tacos!!!!!!!!! 222 tacos per Facebook user. Congratulations everyone, we did it!

Jack in the box taco

Delicious, what the hell is wrong with you people

 

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